{"product_id":"nothing-butt-a-merry-christmas-shirt","title":"Nothing Butt a Merry Christmas Shirt – Funny Santa and Reindeer Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe We Wish You Nothing Butt a Merry Christmas shirt is a cheeky pun tee with Santa and his reindeer, a silly, lighthearted Christmas design for people who love a good butt joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal Hello Ruckus artwork, designed in-house and printed to order in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGildan Softstyle 64000 unisex t-shirt: soft, lightweight ring-spun cotton with a classic fit and tear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Sport Grey, White, Natural, Sand, sizes XS to 5XL (some sizes vary by color)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFree standard shipping to US addresses\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eLooking for more? Browse our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-christmas-shirts\"\u003efunny Christmas shirts\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/christmas-shirts\"\u003eall Hello Ruckus Christmas shirts\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eWho it's for\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eFans of goofy, cheeky holiday humor and anyone looking for a laugh at the Christmas party.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eSizing and care\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003eClassic unisex fit that runs true to size. Compare the size chart with a t-shirt you already own and size up for a relaxed fit. Machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and don't iron directly on the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch2\u003eFAQ\u003c\/h2\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is this shirt made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSolid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton; heather colors such as sport grey are a soft cotton-polyester blend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow long does shipping take?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEach shirt is printed in about 2–5 business days, then standard US delivery usually takes 4–8 business days. Order early for Christmas gifts.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I return or exchange it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBecause every shirt is made to order, we can't take returns for size or change of mind, but if it arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong we'll replace or refund it within 30 days.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a good Christmas gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. 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